omega21

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• .223 Remington and 5.56mmx45 NATO
• .357 Magnum Stress Management System
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
• 1000 Hours Deluxe American Superwar Gold!
• 12 Steps to Intimacy
• 20 ways to pamper your lover without spending a fortune
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (thing)
• A guide to passionate touching
• A modern long distance relationship
• A pep talk for your penis
• A short history of United States government efforts to combat the Great Recession
• A Wrinkle in Time
• About my crushes
• abstinence is overrated
• Adventures in the men's bathroom : A female perspective
• Adventures in the women's bathroom : A male perspective
• Air Traffic Control
• Air Traffic Control Lesson #1 (idea)
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• All things truly wicked
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Alternatives to breaking up a relationship
• Alternatives to Everything2 (idea)
• Ambush patrol
• ammunition naming conventions
• Antarctic bars
• Antarctic hygiene
• Antarctic sex
• Antarctic T3 Syndrome
• Antarctica: Life in a dream wonderous
• Antique railroad pocket watches
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• April 10, 2008 (essay)
• April Trolls Day
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2
• Armored Personnel Carrier
• As this was my generation's war (event)
• Assassins' Guild
• At the Pitt-Rivers
• Audiophile
• August 11, 2004 (person)
• August 18, 2006 (idea)
• August 3, 2004 (idea)
• Backpack Journalism
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• Bathing in sex repellent
• Battlefield 2142
• BB gun fight
• Be a girl for a day
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Being with an older woman
• betta
• Biased historians favor warfare and economics
• biological imperative
• birth stories
• Bladder pressure
• Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition
• Boba Fett wasn't that tough
• body image
• Books that will induce a mindfuck
• born-again virgin
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• Boys' sleepovers
• bra wedgie
• breast massage
• Breasts, otters, creativity and greed
• Broadcasting in Singapore
• Bushisms
• Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
• Can I go to the bathroom? (idea)
• Celebrity encounters (idea)
• Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
• Channel Tunnel
• China Miéville
• Chinese aircraft carrier program
• Chinese dialects
• Chinese Food Non-Standard Syndrome
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• Chinese street brawl
• Choosing an internet nickname
• Choosing Love
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Cleaning a horse's sheath
• Coffee shop date
• Cold hands, warm hearts. Handfasting in London, wertperch and grundoon together.
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• coping (fiction)
• cramps
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Deus Ex
• Dirty Jokes
• Do animals commit suicide?
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant (idea)
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Doomsday Preppers
• Dorm room policies discriminate against heterosexual couples
• Drafts
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• duress code
• E2 ASCII art
• E2 HTML tags
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• E2 saved my life
• E2 Sperm Counter
• E2 staff
• E2D2
• Early, before our hands knew what to do (place)
• Eat poop you cat
• Editor Log: December 2003
• Elvis Presley's Military Career
• emergency pit stop
• Emotionally horny
• Ergonomic shortcomings of the mouse as a computer pointing device
• Essential dirty jokes
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• Everyman's First Response Kit
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Everything Finger
• Everything ice
• Everything Quote Server
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• Everything's Most Wanted
• Everything2 mascot candidates
• Fair dinkum Australian nicknames
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• Fear of sex is the power of rape
• February 14, 2012 (log)
• Feedback during sex is good
• Female restroom etiquette
• Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
• Finding a bathroom in New York City
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• Finnish military jargon
• First college crush
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Fleshlight
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• Fox News memos
• Fun things to do in an elevator
• Gay subcultures in eighteenth century Europe
• General Tso's chicken
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• girl smell
• girlfriend
• Girls and the theory of the last man packed
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Girls' Sleepovers
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• going commando (thing)
• GPMG
• Great Grain Robbery (event)
• Green is death on the newsstand
• grognard
• Guide to Trashcanistan: A Pashto Phrasebook
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Happy Camper
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• helicopter etiquette
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Hobgoblin of Broken Hearts
• Hopeless romantic
• How (not) to get fleeced in Hong Kong
• How Air France sponsored my wedding night (idea)
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How do men touch you?
• How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
• how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs
• How to attend an E2 gathering
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• How to behave at a Japanese sword show
• How to care for your Godzilla (idea)
• How to conquer a bureaucracy
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• How to Fight Sadness (idea)
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to get dressed if you are a man
• How to get to Antarctica
• How to give a hug
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• How to increase the volume of male ejaculate
• How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
• How to land a jet plane on an aircraft carrier
• How to manipulate the mass media
• How To Organize An E2 Gathering
• How to prepare a placenta
• How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
• How to rebuild a friendship in three not-so-easy steps
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• How to sharpen a knife
• How to smoke without getting addicted
• How to speak fake Russian
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• How to survive a helicopter mishap (idea)
• How to survive a toilet crisis during a party
• How to survive an aircraft mishap (idea)
• How to teach art to a four-year-old (idea)
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• How to unintentionally steal an air-to-air missile
• How to urinate standing up (idea)
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• How to win a knife fight
• How to wipe your ass (idea)
• How to write realistic female characters
• Hurt
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• I don't feel the same way about you
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you (idea)
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• I just need a hug, is all
• I just want to be friends
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I think you are my favorite today. Is that ok?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Icehouse
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Ignoring your bladder
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• In London, the traffic never stops
• In the Shower - a fantasy
• intercontinental flying on Singapore Air is an amazingly nice experience
• Intergender Sleepovers
• Internet dating
• Iron Council
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• It was just a crush
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to (idea)
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• It's OK to be a healthy geek
• Jane's Military History Nodes
• Japanese elevator etiquette
• Japanese obscenity laws
• Japanese people like to play games (idea)
• John Paul II (idea)
• John Thomas Cholmondeley-Minge
• journalism
• Journalism's decline as a profession and celebrity
• June 2, 2012 (log)
• June 4, 2012 (personal)
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• just friends
• Keeping cool without air conditioning
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• labyrinth organ
• Latex. High heels. Knives.
• Learning the ways of the gun
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Lessons on life, love and things of utter importance
• Lie on your back and think of England
• Lie Quest
• LieQuest 2013
• Life does not end at high school
• light gun
• List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
• Little parts of you trapped inside other people (idea)
• Living with extreme myopia
• London (definition)
• London City Airport
• London Tube Etiquette
• London Underground
• Lovelorn
• Lucid dream
• M65 Atomic Cannon
• Male restroom etiquette
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Manifesto of the Monster Raving Loony Party
• Massively erotic energy
• May 22, 2012 (log)
• May 4, 2012 (log)
• May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
• Maybe if the Chinese invade. Maybe.
• Mechwarrior
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Men who purr
• Minecraft
• Model United Nations
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• monday morning after the zeitgeist
• Moscow criterion
• Mosin-Nagant
• Most dating advice is as accurate as a Medieval medicine text
• Münchausen syndrome
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• No I will not fix your computer
• No, don't click that!
• Node backup
• Noding for Numbers
• Nokia Snake
• Notes on Camp
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• On being the Older Woman
• On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
• On Working Graveyard Shift
• optimize for celibacy
• Osama bin Laden's "Letter to the American People"
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Packing for and Traveling to Antarctica
• pathological techno-fetishist with social deficit
• Pave America
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• pelvic massage
• penis envy
• Penis size anxiety
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Perdido Street Station
• phone phreak
• Pick Titles Carefully
• Pink underwear syndrome
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• port-a-john
• Presidential perks
• Press the reset button, and everyone is a virgin again
• Principles of War
• prostitute (person)
• pseudo estrus indicators
• Puberty
• Puberty seems to depress young women
• Ragnarok Online
• Rape committed by women
• rape fantasy
• Raytheon Polar Services Company
• Reactions from Clampe's students
• REMFS
• Researching the girlie region
• Revelation Space
• right to bear arms
• right to bear arms (idea)
• Russian Nuclear Deployment Unit
• SA-10 Grumble
• SA-10 Grumble specifications
• Saiga 12
• School Girl Crush
• Screwing movie theaters sideways: A guide
• Seasoning a wok
• September 11, 2001
• September 11, 2001 - Analysis of U.S. Military Responses
• Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• sexual desire
• sexual frustration
• Sexual Myths About Men
• Sexual myths about women
• sexual tension
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• Shakespeare is like sex: A beginner's guide
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Shock and awe bombardment
• shower partners
• Site Trajectory
• Site Trajectory 2
• Sitting on a boy's lap
• Six Simulations
• Sixteen Years Before The (Antenna) Mast
• skirt
• sleep paralysis
• Slip into something more comfortable
• Smart girls are sexy
• Smegma
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• So you want to be an air traffic controller (idea)
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• Son of a Gun
• Son of Nature Trail to Hell: Another Appalachian E2 Gathering
• Son of Nature Trail to Hell: Another Appalachian E2 Gathering (idea)
• Space Oddity
• SPECWEAPS
• Spying on people in the shower
• standing agreements
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Student house hunting
• Sturm und Wang: the Great Phallic Upheaval of 2003
• Style Defacer
• sufficiently outdated technology
• Surrogate boyfriend syndrome
• Surviving a long-distance plane flight
• Taking your hamster outside
• Teaching your child to ride a bike
• Teddisms Generator
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives (idea)
• Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
• Ten things I hate about restaurant customers (idea)
• Testament to the efficiency of snipers
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• The Aggressor Squadrons and Red Flag
• The airport test of relationships
• The Aristocrats (idea)
• The Astronaut Gets Lucky
• The at work phone voice
• The boy crisis
• The Chaotician
• The day I lost all faith in the American government
• The demise of modern naval warfare
• The difference between desire and being desired
• The Difference Between Pepsi and Coke
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• The E2 Backstory
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• The Ecstasy of Sister Margaret
• The Eurostar/TGV experience
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• The Five Basic Responses
• The flame to end all flames
• The Gentleman Voyeur's Guide To Peepshow Etiquette
• The Girls Guide to Getting Guys: The Double-Edged Sword
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The hamster penetration test
• The Highly Sensitive Person
• The impossibility of costumed superhero vigilantism in the real world
• The Infamous Bell Tower Prank of 1996
• The inherent nature of men and women
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Factory Settings (Female)
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Factory Settings (Male)
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Pleasure Center Circuitry
• The language of a terrified idiot
• The Leviathan Penile Counting Machine
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
• The mystery of the F-19 fighter jet
• The Neurotic's Guide to Love & Dating
• The Neurotic's Guide to Love & Dating, conclusion
• The Neurotic's Guide to Love & Dating, Vol. 2
• The pain of an amputated emotion
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
• The principles of UK nuclear deterrence policy and being dumped are remarkably similar
• The pussification of the American male
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• The SAS five second knockout
• The Scar
• The Secret Lives of Girls
• The Sensuous Man
• The Sensuous Woman
• The Sum of All Fears
• The television will not be revolutionized
• The Third World War
• The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01
• The tragedy of finding the love of your life at 22
• The training exercise with the candle
• The Ultimate Zen Node
• The War in the Air
• The War in the Air (idea)
• The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
• The Wikipedia Joke
• The Windup Girl
• The world's smallest Air Force
• Theme Nirvana
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• There's still a place for the odd concentration camp
• They're foreign not deaf
• Things guys think girls should know
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Things to check before you sign the lease
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• This is your brain on drugs (idea)
• This node does not make sense
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Topic Archive
• Trench warfare
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Unhealthy views of female sexuality
• UNIQLO
• University students can be really stupid
• uplink
• upnod
• Urinating like a woman
• Using a woman's washroom
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• Von Wicked Chronicles
• Voting Oracle
• Warhammer 40K
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• We are intellectual prostitutes
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• What girls aren't taught
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What is it like to menstruate?
• What is wrong with me?
• What kind of Chinese restaurant is this?
• What men want in a woman
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• Where are all the women with abysmal self-esteem?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• White Dog and Brindle Dog by StuartO)))
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Why I love Everything2
• Why I love Everything2 (personal)
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women (idea)
• Why study the military?
• Why white guys are attracted to Asian women
• Why women like the smell of men
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• Windows XP easter eggs
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• Wok with Chan, Cooking Wisdom from Three Generations
• Words of advice for young noders
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Work like you don't need the money
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• You might be a '90s kid if
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Your ass is indefensible
• Zoo Tycoon