For brave souls only.

You know how sweaty and nasty your ass gets when you've been walking around all day? Stick your hand down your shorts and get some of that awful stench on there. Choose a victim. Shake hands, pat on the back, the more physical contact your hand can make with your victim, the better.

Lather, Wash, Rinse, Repeat.

See Mallrats

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