The Soggies are white milk-creatures from the Cap'n Crunch cereal commercials on Saturday morning cartoons. The plot of most commercials featuring the Soggies:

  1. Cap'n and some kids are exploring.
  2. The Soggies attempt to steal some Cap'n Crunch cereal.
  3. Cap'n and/or the kids think of a plan to get rid of the Soggies, often by pretending to throw them some cereal but instead throwing them something a bit more deadly.
  4. 99.44% of the time it works. If it doesn't, it's probably a special promotion of the "help us help the Cap'n" variety.
  5. Part of this complete breakfast. Description of the included toy.

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