The node that tried too hard to be loved

Beautiful things that have made you cry	Airport accident, one slightly bruised ego, one slightly damaged head	You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond	Latex. High heels. Knives.
Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend	Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument	The myth of romantic love	I love you, even when I am heartless
He believes he has written a poem, yes.	Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings	That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...	Everything University
Words that sound dirty but really aren't	I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play	Rachel at 18	Enya
not as funny as it used to be	The universe makes my head hurt	Can we still be friends?	Everything2 in the Pages of Cool