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He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
he taught me to fly then took away my sky
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
and then his words silenced my noisy thought
Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
He called me Sarah once
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
He taught me how to smoke
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
he kissed me for a year and a half
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
he tried to kill me with a forklift
he that is not with me is against me
He made a way to his anger
And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
"The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
He loves me, he loves me not
Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
The phone rings, and then you look at me
Then the father hen will call his chickens home
Blind man tying his shoes
Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
he fell into shadow, fighting a great evil
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
He Hate Me
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
Chris and What He Untaught Me
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
she, he, and me
He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
He brings me books like flowers
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
The day he gave me a lift
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
He has redefined me, again and again
he calls me monster
For my brother, in the event he finds me
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
He that is not with me is against me.
Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
And then I broke his nose
How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
Death was a part of me then, too.
His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
David Bowie freaked me out and then some
And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
She might not need me. But then again she might.
I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
She Blinded Me With Science
Then I poked him in his sunburn
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
He flops over and bonks his head
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
He makes me feel alone just by being there
Take me back to the day that I went blind
For my father, in the event he finds me
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
Evil is me (user)
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
I saved his life. He does not know it.
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
He weaves his words
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
he calls me girly (user)
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
"Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
My crush asked if he could kiss me
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
Jesus He Knows Me
He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
I had no idea what he thought about me.
He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
he is too shy to write his tale
He just left his body
He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
if he's not here, then where?
And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
Don't hate me because I'm evil
His name came up like a match on wooden me
Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
Then, with near perfect timing, the hellhound widdled on his foot
I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
Submit to me, you evil fly!
Third Eye Blind
Blind steer
The Story of the Blind Baba-Abdalla
Blind Man's Bluff
Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
blind ambition
Flying Blind
The Blind Men and the Elephant
I am blind when I want to be
The Parable of the Blind
blind pig
Soundtracks for the Blind
blinded (user)
The Blind Marksman (user)
We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
Shit or Go Blind
Blind Blake
Legally blind
Land of the Blind
do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
The blind man sleeps.
The terrible corpses blind with blood
running from a blind person's perspective
house training a dog if you're blind

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