A moderately true assumption of certain boy/girl relationships. Often related to poor, unassuming boys of
unrequited love (see
emo) and/or evil boy/
girlfriends, the "
come here go away" theory describes a
love-hate relationship where the 'drama' queen or king will use their
flirting charms to beckon and enrapture the target of their fleeting
crush of the hour. Thru some unusual chemical inbalance(more commonly referred to as
bitch-factor or
idiot-chromosome), once the chase aspect of the relationship is over, an immediate sense of
boredom and
indifference will overtake the individual and he/she will thoroughly proceed to end all ties with their heartbroken ex-crushes. This may take the form of various guises. Popular examples include:
a)the burning of all
love letters and notes, with the ashen remains mailed back to the suiter.
b)the returning of borrowed cds and mix tapes with the phrase,"listen basket case. we are so over. later," etched repeatedly into the jewel/cassette cases.
c)t-shirts and other clothes returned in one big garbage bag, thrown out the side passenger window of the heartbreaker's speeding vehicle as it passes their victim's house or
dormitory.