The old fashioned way of disposing of a
corpse is very simple and has been
done this way for
millenia.
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Cut the corpse into six pieces, for transportability.
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Remove or crush the teeth and clip or burn off long hair.
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Drop the corpse parts into a pig-pen with 16 full grown pigs
who haven't eaten in 48 hours.
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Wait about 8 minutes.
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Ding. Done.
Beware of pig farmers, and those who know where pig farms are located.
Thanks to "Brick Top", Alan Ford, and Guy Ritchie.