In reply to greth:
It's not that the write-ups in two-word poem are bad. Some are quite clever.
It's that the joke was done once and was funny.
Then it was done twice and was less funny.
When it was done a third time it became dull.
The fourth time it was boring.
The fifth time it was irritating.
The sixth time it was obnoxious.
After the seventh I stopped reading.
I'll upvote things that make me laugh, but not things that make me shake my head and say something like, "Enough Already!"
I'm not decrying one of these things, but the idea isn't novel anymore. Sort of like how disaster movies are cool, until you realize they're all pretty much the same.
I could submit this to Brevity Quest, but it took no effort to write, so I won't. Hint, HINT.