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Whereas
today I spent fifteen minutes on a program change that caused it to run
in less than a second, in cases where before it could take up to
seven or eight minutes; and
Whereas
I gave the CEO a new program that just about made him
wet his pants with excitement; and
Whereas
Edward began working with me on internal projects; and
Whereas
I demonstrated the truth of the
invisible ball theory
during an after-work pool session (where the CEO allowed my partner
to place a ball where the invisible ball would be, and remove it after
I struck the cue ball, mostly because he didn't know what the heck
was going on);
Now, therefore,
I shall admit to you all that I lost a chess game to Edward,
ending my streak of 62 wins.
Oh, the agony of defeat!
C-Dawg's Office Chessboard Cam
Current streak: 1 loss