How to crack root and not get caught (idea)

127.0.0.1	Advantages an invisible man would have in the world	rootkit	How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
acoustic coupler	How to survive a long-distance relationship	Wild n' crazy fast food stories	ham radio
The Big Ugly Yellow Thing	OpenBSD: Custom Kernel	hacking	Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
Tripwire	Go Ask Alice	Synesthesia	How to beat a lie detector
Windows Millennium	fact spamming	Praxis	IDS
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