Memorable lines from computer games (idea)

Sam and Max Hit the Road:

• Max: Mind if I drive?
  Sam: Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader.

From Manny Calavera, protagonist of Grim Fandango:

• "Run, you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"
  
  
• "Bound only by the paper-thin wrapper of mortality, a soul here lies, struggling to be free. And so it shall, thanks to a bowl of bad gazpacho.. and a man.. named Calavera."

LucasArts adventure games are among the funniest things ever, right between The Simpsons and Douglas Adams' books in the collective mind of Geeks everywhere. God love 'em.