The food in my dorm. College life is kind of like living at home, but the food's worse.
Survival tactics ensue! I'm in my college dorm right now, and this is the list of foods I've lived on here.
- Drinks scavenged from the local caff.
- Desserts scavenged from the local caff.
- Disposable silverware scavenged from the local caff.
- Children from the local caff.
- My roommate.
- You know how there're squirrels all around campus? Ever wonder what they're there for? I did once, and there was a barbecue grill so close to that tree...
- Hard Liquor
- Ketchup
- Peanut Butter Cookies
- Week old Candy
- Year old Candy
- Melted Chocolates from the family in Texas
- Microwave taquitos.
- Microwave Macaroni
- The Microwave
- Ramen Noodles
- Any Raw Vegetables I can get
- My own arm.
Side note, explanation for my writeup to Jeeves:
It's not that I don't know how to cook, or that I'm too lazy to cook, but at Tulane, or more accurately, at the Monroe dorm building, you're not allowed to have an electric skillet, a microwave oven, a rice cooker, a crock pot, or any number of things apart from a coffee pot to cook in. With the number of fire alarms/fire scares we've had, I don't think the authorities would take anything that's considered a hazard lightly. I know it's possible to cook meals in a coffee pot, but I've yet to learn the art, and I don't feel like it's a necessity to, seeing as I'm just trying to get out of this dorm after the first year. I know I mentioned a lot of microwaved foods up above, but I don't get those out of my room, or I'm eating them after warming them on the coffee pot's hot plate.