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Emperor Roscoe
Tue Jan 02 2001 at 23:49:23
The
CPU fan
in my computer seems to have a
loose bearing
or something. Every time I
switch on
, the fan runs slowly and noisily.
Until, of course, I
apply my boot
to the computer's case.
This gets it back in
working order
nicely.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
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