It gets worse. Try living near Washington, DC around Yuletide. You will hear a certain ditty called "Christmas Eve in Washington" over and over and over.

You will hear it in stores. You will hear it on the radio. You will hear it in your head until it drives you insane or you move to Massachusetts to escape.

Except it won't stop. This syrupy, jingly tune will pop up in the middle of your skull at least once every week in December ... probably for the rest of your life.

It's Christmas Eve in Washington
Dee dee dee dee dee do
And it's driving me insaaane ...