May day, may day.
On May 1st all (regular) stores are closed here in Norway. The kiosks and video shops are open of course.
On this particular May 1st, I had no food. I had to go to one of these parasitic places and ended up paying about $4 for a litre of milk, and $8 for a horrible foodstuff called Pizza Grandiosa, which tastes awful and has an even worse aftertaste.
The moral of the story is: Do your shopping on April 30th!