Received a message from Serjeant's Muse requesting participation in the soon-to-begin ScienceQuest 2012. He mentioned something about the mathematics of fantasy football, and I said YES YES OH GOD YES.

But the whole thing about flim-flamming a judge is that you have to keep it a secret. Right? That's the whole point of the scam. TO KEEP IT BLOODY SECRET.

I plan on stringing him along, receiving his writeups and then praising them, and promising big GP rewards if he makes a few edits, then a few more. Then when he's at his wit's end, to accept his writeup. THEN DOWNVOTING it behind his back.

And then crushing his spirit like a bug beneath huge Doc Martens waffle soles, CRUSHY CRUSHY! by not coming through with the GP, because, you know, I'm petty like that.

Evil rating: 2 (out of 10), +1 point for stringing him along and pretending I don't know about his ulterior motives, +1 for being devious and planning on subverting his plan, Spy vs Spy style, +1 point for cackling and rubbing hands together in true Dr. Evil fashion and rubbing Mr. Bigglesworth's rat-like skin, +1 point for announcing plans to the ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE, and -2 points for following the example of Sergeant's Muse so slavishly, literarily speaking.