The one we used to always sing in Army ROTC was this classic, sure to warm the hearts of wives, mothers, and girlfriends with sentiments of their new, fully automatic teenager.
I want to be an Airborne Ranger
Livin' a life of sex and danger
Caller: I said RANGER!
Runners: DANGER!
Caller: DANGER!
Runners: RANGER!
Well C-130 rolling down the strip
Takin' off just like a rocket ship
Grab your weapon and grab your pack
clip the static line and it's out the back
Now if my chute don't open wide
I've got a second one by my side
If my secondary don't open true
Well look out ground 'cause I'm coming through
If I die in a combat zone
you can box me up and send me home
pin my metals upon my chest
And tell my momma I did my best!