Forget women. Fickle and flighty and never worth the time.
Ain't that the truth?
"Alright men, this is the first official meeting of the California NO MA'AM association. I'd like to take this time to introduce our newer members to our official charter. Alright? So, what do we want?"
"BEER!"
"And when do we want it?"
"NOW!"
"What else do we want?"
"FAST CARS AND BIG TRUCKS!"
"And when do we want it?"
"NOW!"
"Anything else?"
"BIG GUNS AND NICE SUITS AND MOTORCYCLES AND STEAK!"
"And a monkey."
"What was that Clyde?"
"A monkey."
"Oh. And a monkey for Clyde."
"CLYDE GETS A MONKEY!"
"And what don't we want?"
"WOMEN!"
"Wait what?"
"That's right new members. You heard right. We are recognizing that no matter how nice a woman is, she just isn't
worth it in the end."
Cells phones interrupt the speech, men start filing out of the auditorium.
"Where are you all going?"
"It's 10 pm. Wife called. Gotta get back home."
"Oh. Well then, alright. Just remember, what were you doing all night?"
"BOWLING!"