Well, I would like to wish everyone out there a happy and safe fourth of July. Let us all celebrate the independence of America.

People here in Miami have very creative ways of celebrating this holiday. There's the usual fireworks and food. But, kids take to the streets and start sticking fireworks in watermelons and such, and watch the explosion. They also have this new sort of firecracker—one with the face of Osama bin Laden on it. I didn't actually see it on public, but I saw it on a local news show. They seemed pretty cool.

But I don't think I'm going to do anything with fireworks. I'm too lazy to go out and get some...

I don't even think I'm going to go out and have some fun with friends. I'm too lazy to even leave my house...

I don't even think I'm going to be able to continue this writeup. I'm just too damn lazy...

This is turning out to be one of the most boring summers ever.