The villain in many fairy tales and children's stories, like Little Red Riding Hood and the Three Little Pigs.

Actually, he was a dedicated family man, working hard to provide for his mate and pups by serving them delicious pork chops, ham sandwiches, Little Girl Casserole, and Grandmother Souffle.

Besides, I never liked that Hood family or those beady-eyed pigs. Good riddance to 'em, sez I.