"I think we're property."

American author (1874-1932). He chronicled anomalies which respectable scientists said couldn't exist, including frogs falling from the sky, evidence of supernatural beings, psychic powers, talking dogs, and other weird things. He recorded the earliest UFO reports. His books were always densely researched, but very entertaining.

Such strange phenomena are now called "Forteana" in his honor. He claimed not to believe anything, including the stories he compiled and the theories he presented. Perhaps for this reason, he is almost as despised among hardcore believers in the supernatural as he is by the hardcore skeptics.