I once had a
baseball cap with horns. Two kids at school
denounced me as a
devil worshipper. I explained very patiently that they weren't
Lucifer's horns -- they were the horns of
friendly and
adorable cows. Then I
sacrificed them to
Our Lord and Master Satan, ha ha!
And yes, I accidentally popped a friend's
eye out with it.
Pesky foam horns!