And now, the
MST3k subtitled translation of the Jet Jaguar theme song!
He jock it made of steel
Eats sushi from a pail
Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar!
He mother never really love him
He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity
He dickey covers up an adam's apple the size of a Toyota
He basically good-hearted but he'd like to bash that kid against a rock
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
His head looks like Jack Nicholson
Don't smile like that, it will stay that way
Yahmmmaahoaahoaaaugh!
Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man
It's really quite a bit funnier if you've actually heard the song...