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lie outrageously (idea)
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by
Ninja-Lad
Thu May 25 2000 at 14:42:10
One of the most
extreme
forms of spreading
untruth
. Often seen among
small
children
when trying to
validate
their
heinous
transgression
s against
common sense
, the
status quo
, or
civil
behavior
.
Examples:
"I couldn't have taken that
candy
bar because I was walking home from
France
where I went to pick up my
homework
that got taken by a
polar bear
when I was walking to
school
which is why I was
tardy
too."
"Yes, I did invent the
atomic bomb
in my basement with two pieces of
bubble gum
and a collection of dirty
twig
s."
"I don't want to have
sex
with you. I just want to
sleep together
."
On the dangers of incomplete quotes
Sleep together
Smiling dryly while I lied.
status quo
untruth
lying here with no one near
Tardy
Polar bear
heinous
Civil
school
might makes right
Bubble Gum
Twig
Transgression
Indiscretion
validate
Native American
behavior
lie
atomic bomb
Candy