So, I finally have myself a proper, working Acorn machine of my very own - an A4000. Lovely machine. 4Mb of RAM to play with, and a massive 80Mb hard drive - luxury!

Of course, this would all be fine and dandy if the wretched thing would actually work properly. This machine was liberated from my school, which means that the usual security precautions have been taken - can't have students 'accidentally' editing the !Boot, can we - leaving me with a hard drive which cannot be altered.

I don't want educational software. And, as wonderful as it may be, I don't need to revise GCSE Biology any more.

I just want to play Lemmings, damn it.