Some
variations of the
lyrics used in
primary school:
I believe the first originates in the
UK and the second is
Australian.
Happy Birthday to you,
Squashed Tomatoes and
Stew,
Bread and Butter in the
gutter,
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you,
You're a hundred-and-two,
You look like a
monkey,
and you
smell like one too.
Xenex mentions that the second line of the second version above is sometimes "you live in a zoo"