PRANG is Primate Tang, referring specifically to non-human primates, or monkeys. It is manufactured by Bio-Serv Inc. of Frenchtown NJ as a carbohydrate and electrolyte supplement for primates being kept in captivity, especially for primates in need of quick rehydration.

A sugar-free version is made for diabetic monkeys.

Available in six yummy flavors (Orange, Cherry, Grape, Strawberry, Bannana and Apple), PRANG can be purchased directly from Bio-Serve in powdered form (1kg powder makes 36 liters of Prang. Prices range from $44.14/kg (1kg) to $28.12/kg (20+kg).)

PRANG is a NOT a registered trademark of Bio-Serv.

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So enough with this serious "factual writup" bullshit -- we're talking about MONKEY GATORADE here. Who could take that seriously? And who can ignore the utter coolness of the name: PRANG!

PRANG PRANG PRANG!! Yippie!! PRANG!

!PRANG!

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WAITER: Hello, sir, could I fix you a nice tall glass of PRANG?"
HANS: "Sie haben PRANG?"
WAITER: "Well, you see, I've got your PRANG right here . . . "

prangityprangityPRANGPRANG PRANGPRANG

Ok, enough. Had to get that out of my system.