Political answers to the question that plagues us all: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Vice President Al Gore
I fight for the
chickens and I am fighting for the
chickens right now. I will not give up on the
chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the
chickens and I will not
disappoint them.
Governor
George W. Bush
I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the
road. I say give the
road to the chickens and let
them decide. The
government needs to let go of
strangling the chickens so they can get across the
road.
Senator
Leiberman
I believe that every chicken has the right to
worship
his or her God in his or her own way. Crossing the
road is a
spiritual journey and no chicken should be
denied the right to cross the road in his or her own
way.
Secretary
Cheney
Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They
could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to
cross the road. They don't need help
crossing the
road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the
road myself.
Ralph Nader
Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by
the
evil tire makers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but
our
society pays tire makers to create the need for
these roads and then lures chickens into believing
there is an
advantage to crossing them. Down with the
roads, up with chickens.
Pat Buchanan
To steal a
job from a decent,
hardworking American.