This is absolute ludicrosity! I recently received a PalmVx from my department and it has done nothing but enhance my life. I've never felt better! Since receiving my new productivity device I have found myself making amazing leaps of deduction, performing complex algorythms in my head. I have lost twenty pounds and I am much more handsome now. I feel part of a whole, instead of just another number in a crowd. Did I mention that my Palm emits soothing warmth and confidence? My Palm is holy!