You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web" (idea) by Segnbora-t

I teach "Introduction to the Internet" at the University of South Florida. People who refuse to learn this vocabulary difference are just making it harder on themselves, because for the class they need to know about the World Wide Web, e-mail, telnet, Usenet, and FTP, none of which is the same as "the Internet." Saying "I can't connect to the Internet" when what they mean is that their Web browser is having problems (but they can still telnet to the school's machines and read their e-mail) is just making it harder for me or their ISP's tech support to give them any help with their problem.

Writing HTML is not coding	An e-mail address is NOT a website	"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.	bad grammar is the halitosis of the internet
There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do	Why the United States rules	Thanks to Internet Explorer, I am an Amsterdam Voyeur	Al Gore
telnet	I've got the Internet	world wide web	Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding	forward this to your friends	Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop	We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
W.I.T.C.H.	Internet	usenet	Architecture that invokes spirituality
thru	www	FTP