Have you guys run into this new noder Philosophax? I know that doesn't bring up a profile. This is part of what is so strange about him, and yet he sends me a message:
(r) Philosophax says I AN IN BASMENT NO PANTS ON WAIT FOR YOU
Now, normally, this kind of supernatural perversion (needs to be noded) wouldn't really throw me. Nor would the All Caps delivery. The reason for that is because my father worked for All Caps Delivery Service in Bangor in the 1970s. I always remember him bringing that jolly red station wagon around, taking us down to the church, leaving us in that room where the minister made us take baths while he choked his chicken. And that is why people talking in All Caps doesn't really throw me. Except at bath time. I don't know what that guy was all about. He put a gun to his head when I was in high school.
(r) Philosophax says I EAT CHEESE IN BASEMENT LIKE FROG SPACE FROG
Okay, I would just ignore that kind of shit, except the link to the name does not bring up a profile. So, how are these messages getting to me? There must be a way to do that. It must be the "gods" of this place, doing the bidding of the North Korean generals who hold the leash on this site and use it to push on North Korean propaganda day after day. This must be some kind of nerd trickery.
(r) Philosophax says MONGOLIA STEW EAT WEARING NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL SEXUAL
I logged out. Shit fucked me up.