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The Ballad of Mark the Kramer (poetry)
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poetry
)
by
Stuart
Fri Mar 23 2012 at 9:50:24
Many thanks to
Oolong
for posting the
AUDIO EDITION
!
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
"Oh! They
call
him Mark the Kramer,
From a strong and noble
clan
,
He's sworn to
defend our cattle
,
From the filthy
Englishman
!
With a
face full
of
red whiskers
,
And an
axe
in his strong hand,
To
strike dead
the filthy
English
,
The
pride of his father
s’ land!"
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
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