The Satyricon is a satire written in the first century CE by Petronius. Petronius pokes fun at the excesses of the upper class ala Oscar Wilde, and his jests are sometimes downright hysterical. Consider the following excerpt from a conversation about the late Chrysanthus (translated from the Latin by William Arrowsmith):

"And you know how old he was when he died? Seventy and then some. But he carried it beautifully, hard as nails and his hair as black as a crow. I knew him for ages, and he was horny, right to the end. By god, I'll bet he even pestered the dog. Boys were what he really liked, but he wasn't choosy: he'd jump anything with legs. I don't blame him a bit, you understand. He won't have any fun where he's gone now."