It might distress some people to know that these 'idle spongers' (lackluster wastrels? gentleman rogues?) are OWs. What is an OW? An 'old westminster' - an alumnus of Westminster School in London (are you an alumnus of a school?). This is one of the oldest schools in England, perhaps 500 years, and certainly one of the more expensive. While other OWs go on to be politicians and captains of industry, A&J go on to make Ally McSqueal. Other OWs include Sir Arthur John Gielgud OM, CH Rear-Admiral Dennis Royle Cambell CB, DSC and Sir William Radcliffe Van Straubenzee (I am not making this up :). And that's just the obituaries of The Elizabethan.

Oh...and me. I'm an OW. Ahh....