I am a lady, and usually a very polite one at that, but I am also a stickler for accuracy, so must reluctantly indict Egg Snipers' excellent writeup.

Splooge is not cum.

Oh no. It is something slimier, smellier and oogier than cum.

Splooge is ex-cum. Splooge is the penultimate destiny for the "life stream". Any woman with experience "riding bare-back" knows the moment of splooge intimately.

Splooge is what dribbles back out the next day, often all at once.

ew.