I blame a crappy day at work, and omnipresent holiday music. Hearing "it's the most wonderful time of the year" for the zillionth time, and muttering under my breath "no it's not the most wonderful time, it's the most harrowing time!" led to this.
It’s the most harrowing time of the year,
Behind the cash register,
We’re getting edgier,
Black Friday’s here,
It’s the most harrowing time of the year.
It’s the worst retail job season of all,
We’ve got loud shrieking children,
And problems with billing,
And lines down the hall!
It’s the worst retail job season of all.
There’ll be discount demanders,
Customers sans manners,
And squabbling families all day.
There’ll be creeps making passes,
And rude yelling asses,
All shoving folks out of their way.
It’s the most harrowing time of the year.
Some shoplifting amateur
Fights with the manager.
The cops should be here!
It’s the most harrowing time of the year.
There’ll be “I deserve this”ers
And dressing room pissers,
And “get a real job, why don’t you?”
There’ll be “get me the boss, NOW,
You stupid old fat cow!”
When you don’t have that size nine shoe.
It’s the most harrowing time of the year,
Behind the cash register,
We’re getting edgier,
Black Friday’s here,
It’s the most harrowing time of the year.