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Wed Jul 13 2016 at 6:08:49
Relax. You've done this before, right? You might be rusty, but we're here to help you out.
I will handle the logistics. One of my
spies
has secured
passage
through the
main gates
. I took the liberty of procuring you a
suitable disguise
that will fool the casual eye. Put it on, make sure you
look natural
.
Check your equipment. Once we get green light, HQ will
stop all communications
with us and we're on our own. From that point onward we will not stop until
death
,
imprisonment
or
success
.
Double check
your equipment
. There are no official restrictions on gear, but remember that
you must carry your own stuff
. Take only
small bills
and
exotic currency
.
Practice your skills. The disguise will only get you so far. Practice
the local language
. Having an appropriate
accent
will make people like you but not remember you. This will help you blend in. Prepare a good
alibi
for difficult encounters.
I will rendezvous with you at
redacted
hours with the courier. We will then go to
redacted
for a
mission briefing
with the other
agents
.
Intel
tells us there's a high chance of
our nemesis
being present. We'll try to
distract her
so that she won't engage you until it's
too late
. Just act natural.
If everything goes wrong, just
ditch everything
and escape.
Don't forget, your family is waiting for you
, get home in one piece so we can
regroup
and make a
new plan
BQ2016
: 246
Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
Insulting softlinks
Woo the bride and kiss her passionately
So you want to be a DJ?
Laughing at your own mistakes, drinking with your buddies
Tickets, money, speech
Wooing the bride and kissing her passionately to win a dare
We stole the guest list and replaced it with our own
sayonara
Getting girls
flirting
Why women's pants have no pockets
Eggshells
Brevity Quest 2016
Before reality creeps in
Snapchatting your attractive friends for fun and profit
March 2, 2015
Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
Creeps Like Me
Shooting yourself in the head for fun and profit
drinking as you age
Everything kind of creeps me out
Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument