counting rhyme exploiting potatoes:

one potato
two potato
three potato
four

five potato
six potato
seven potato
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counting rhymes exploiting native americans:

One little, two little, three little Indians
Four little, five little, six little Indians
Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians
Ten little Indian boys.


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counting rhymes exploiting undead psycho killers:

one, two, freddy's coming for you
three, four, better lock the door
five, six, grab a crucifix
seven, eight, better stay up late
nine, ten, never sleep again...