(Super)
Mario's taller, sexier brother. Luigi liked to wear
white, and
green, instead of boring
red and
blue. He sported a
m(o)ustache much like
Mario's but this was only to humor his brother.
Unlike
Mario who was apparently named "Mario Mario," (what creatively crippled parents) Luigi's full name is "Luigi Mario" which perpetuates nearly every
Italian stereotype known to man. (I suppose this would only be true if Luigi's middle name was
Linguini, because of course,
Italians are all named after "
Italian foods.")
Mama Mia! Anyway, back to Luigi.
He can jump
REALLY HIGH but is a bit slower than his brother due to his excessive
lankiness. I think Luigi is the brains of the bunch, and only works as a
plumber in order to keep an eye on his
semi-retarded,
hallucinogen-addicted,
pot-bellied brother. While Luigi has been known to consume
magic mushrooms or
fire flowers, it is only
in the interest of science and to follow his
dim-witted brother into the realm of the
Mushroom Princess that he stoops to using
the aforementioned psychedelics.
Princess Toadstool always had a secret crush on Luigi, but felt obligated to act affectionately towards
Mario due to his
mindlessly-devoted obsessive-compulsive desire to chase after her through endless
stone castles with
lava floors.
In closing, Luigi, who made his first appearance in the
amazing "
Hammer Bros." video game, is far superior to his
emotionally-handicapped brother
what's-his-name. Did I mention he can jump
really high?