This just in from our
investigative business correspondent, who
made it up on the spur of a moment.
High-ranking sources confirm that
Internet giant
Cow of Doom (manufacturers of the
chickens in Quake) and
new-media company Bob the Cow (who recently
disclaimed any involvement in
Microsoft's
Bob 2, commonly known as
Office paperclip digital assistant pal who's fun to be with) are in
merger talks. Our reporter has learned that these talks, if successful, will lead to the creation of a combined
pharmaceutical /
Internet /
media /
farm produce conglomerate which will be known as
Bob the Cow of Doom.
Mr. Bones, CEO of wildly successful Internet company Everything2, told "Fake News 2000" he was "unworried" about the new giant. "I just hope we can finally unload Everything2 for a 9 digit figure. That way we'll be able to start Everything3, fire our inflated workspace of ungrateful noders, and hopefully sign on some real talent, maybe even JonKatz," our reporter maligned him as saying.