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A stranger walks in to the local saloon
Parched and dying of thirst
He starts off sounding just like a buffoon
And shouts “Let’s put first things first”

”I don’t drink Bud or Miller
and Coors and Pabst are out!
So just who is your distiller?
I demand an ale or stout!”

A stranger gets tossed from the local saloon
Still parched and dying of thirst
His face is now a shade of maroon
It seems he went out headfirst.