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We asked Chuck Palahniuk for a balloon. He didn't have any. We asked Robert Rankin, but he didn't have any either. We tried to find one at the fun-fair, but none were in sight. We even asked JayBonci for a balloon, but MySQL doesn't support helium-filled tables.
I have no balloon.