Things I learned from this movie:
- Rubber Cement works well for attatching dead skin to zombies
- The mouths of zombies can stretch enough to swallow a medium sized dog (~30 lbs) whole
- Do no, I repeat, do not ever bring a rat mokey out of it's natural habitat into a zoo, especially if the rat monkey in question is made out of clay and has a nasty temper
- Priests can kick some major ass, when divinely inspired by the lord
- Chicks dig guys who can kick zombie ass
- Zombies reproductive systems seem to be fully functional, allowing them to get pregnant and bear children
- Most people will politely pretend not to notice that your mother is a dead zombie while at the dinner table, even if body parts start falling off
- Animal steroids should never ever ever be used to try to kill the undead
- A small, 1/2 HP lawn mower has plenty of power to shred a mob of zombies.
- Zombies, though dead, apparently still have a large amount of blood in the bodies. Further still, the blood pressure of Zombies seems to be significantly higher than the living as evidenced by the distance blood will squirt when they are injured.
This movie just kicks ass, go see it.