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Friend Behr spent the holiday weekend taking advantage of having what is ostensibly known as a "prison bitch."

I began Saturday by having him collate the pages of my soon to be released best selling book entitled Killing Sixty Percent of the Population is the Best Idea Ever. Once we had that in order, I found out he has some singing ability, so I taught him to sing classic hits by my favorite band The Hip Nipplers. All in all a good day.

This morning I had him read from The Holy Bible, which I adhere to religiously. This is what I call "Sunday School," which is a term I invented a couple of weeks ago but haven't had time to put in motion, as the Internet kiddies like to say.

All things considered, a very nice weekend.

Hope you are having a nice weekend yourself.

God bless.