I guess Walt Disney World has become the whipping boy of the true believers, just like McDonalds. I think the people that seem to hate institutions such as this must not have kids.

When you've got a kid that's cranky and needs a quick meal that the kid will eat without bitching about it, you need a McDonalds and you need it right goddamn now.

When you want to go somewhere for vacation and take the kids, you would be hard pressed to find anywhere in the world that they will have more fun than Walt Disney World. Sure, it's commercialized to the hilt. Sure, it costs a fortune. But what are you gonna do? Sit the kids out in the yard all summer and let 'em ferment? Let 'em have some fun, for God's sake. Forget about your goddamned hatred for America and take 'em to see Mickey and Goofy. Feed 'em a fucking Quarter Pounder with cheese while you're at it.

Jesus, I don't know why the left picks these targets. Oh, I remember: They don't have kids . . .

And I hope mine doesn't hear me talking like this . . .