1.
Suffer through terrible
hangover.
2.
Pass out.
3. Get stinking
drunk.
4.
Cry on a
stranger's
shoulder.
5.
Solicit hugs from
complete strangers.
6. Solicit hugs from your
friends.
7.
Throw candle across
room.
Sob into
pillow.
8.
Light a candle and
think good thoughts.
9.
Listen to favorite
gloomy songs.
7. Long, involved
phone calls explaining how things are so, you know,
complicated.
8.
Stare out
window aimlessly.
9.
Sigh.
10. General feelings of
low self-esteem.