New, from the makers of
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter:
I Can't Believe It's Not Human Flesh
Made from
Soy by-product, this astounding product looks and tastes just like zesty
human flesh. Listen to this testimonial:
EDB: ME LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT HUMAN FLESH.
TASTE JUST LIKE FRESH LEVEL ONE NODERFLESH. ME SMELLS BLOOD
If the
EDB likes it, you will too! Try I can't Believe it's not Human Flesh.
In the potted meat aisle