For years a certain homo erectus has been posing as someone he's not worthy to serve water to. I threw down the gauntlet on more than one occasion. Grab the barbeque sauce, friends- I'm serving up a heaping helping of long pig, though it's taking quite a while to cook. So, in the meantime, crank up the tunes!

We're having a party, dammit!!!
Yes, I am loving every twist and turn. Special thanks to a very alert E2 member (ID omitted for her protection) for going above & beyond to make sure I knew about this one...