Don't forget:
Lesbians adore hairspray. A sure sign of a lesbian is a woman who knows how to lay on the
aqua net. If her soul is being
stolen, she damn well better
look good while it's happening. It's not the color or the style that counts -
it's volume, baby.
Acrylic nails are a must. Lesbian foreplay includes
flensing the vagina, and acrylic nails are the least expensive way to accomplish this. They are also more camera friendly when suggestively licking a
finger. (thoughts of the repair man, perhaps?)
A nipple can be used very successfully for penetration. Some
lesbians are so sensitive that having an
erect nipple clumsily nudged around the
vaginal area will cause almost instantaneous orgasm.