You will subjugate the unknown beings on other planets,
who may still be living in the primitive condition
of freedom, to the beneficent yoke of reason.
If they fail to understand that we bring them
mathematically infallible happiness, it will be
our duty to compel them to be happy.
We, Yevgeny Zamyatin
Reward Wisdom.
Correct Ignorance.
Flog with Wet Lettuce.